Luag yuav
Rau kev sib deev kom muaj kev txaus siab, nws yuav tsum muaj kev lom zem! Tuag pab kom khov kho, sib koom ua ke (peb luag ntawm ib yam ntawm tib yam nkaus) thiab tso tseg ... Poj niam, qhov tseeb, tsis zoo li qub. Thiab yog tias koj muab lawv, koj tuaj yeem tau txais ob feem ntawm endorphins. Yog li ntxiv ib co kev luag qab hauv qab daim pam, thiab kev zoo siab yeej paub zoo. Nco ntsoov li cas koj siv los giggle, xaiv qhov kev sib deev kev sib deev poses nyob rau hauv cov phau ntawv. Lawv zoo li tsis zoo thiab tsis zoo rau koj.
Yog li ntawd luag ntawm cov ruam ntawm cov no los yog lwm cov kev ua ub ua no nyob hauv txoj kab dav dav dav nrog rau MCH rau txoj cai kev nyab xeeb ntawm kev sib daj sib deev. Los yog zoo dua, ua si hauv "Twister" - ua ke. Nyob rau hauv daim pam, koj tuaj yeem ua si nkaum-thiab-nrhiav, xav, piav qhov no los yog qhov ntawm lub cev, sib ntaus hauv ncoo thiab tickle ib leeg nrog feathers los yog lwm yam kev kho. Qhov tshwm sim ntawm kev tshawb fawb ntawm koj los yog nws lub cev rau hauv daim ntawv ntawm emoticons thiab lwm cov duab funny yuav yees duab thiab sab laug nco.
Cov kws tshaj lij: kev lom zem xws li kev lom zem yuav pab kom khov kho, txo kev nruj. Thiab tsis txaus luag thiab kev lom zem txawm los ntawm feem ntau inveterate egoist yuav ua rau ib lub sij hawm kev saib xyuas thiab maj mam MCH. Ntseeg: luag nrog luag, tab sis lom zem yog txaus ntshai. Yog hais tias koj tas li hoot txaj, ua kev lom zem ntawm nws cov leeg (los yog tsis muaj lawv), thiab luag thaum nws tso dag txog koj cellulite, koj yuav raug xa tawm ntawm ob lub qab zib rau hauv cov phooj ywg xwb. Xaus: siv cov lus luag ntxeev ua "seasoning" los sis hloov nrog lub prelude, tab sis tsis txhob koom tes nrog.
Txuag kev luag
Yog tias tsis muaj kev lom zem, ib qho tsis tuaj yeem nyob rau hauv cov kev cai ntawm kev sib daj sib deev. Kev muaj peev xwm xav luag txhua tus, xws li hauv txaj, qhov twg ntawm txhua kauj ruam ntuav cov kev txaus ntshai ntawm kev tsis zoo. Tis yuav pab tsis nco txog teeb meem. Koj puas tau tsis paub qhov xeeb tub uas koj pom nyob rau hauv koj lub suab nrov tshaj plaws? Them rau qhov kev ua si. Clumsiness tsis yog lwm tus, tab sis tus laj thawj tsim nyog nrhiav cov ntsiab lus tshiab. Thiab, ntawm chav kawm, koj tsis tau ua tsis muaj luag nyob rau hauv ib tug fiasco qhov teeb meem. Nws yog zoo dua rau lub siab nyiam MCH nrog qhov kev sib ceg, dua li ua kom txaus ntshai. Tshaj: luag txaus siab txo kev nruj. Thiab tom qab qhov ua tsis tau tiav thib tsib, kev hnyav mus tso rau ntawm hnab yas looj yog qhov zoo dua rau luag thiab caw koj sim ua lwm yam, cia lub pos hniav so, dua li frenziedly sim dua thiab dua. Thiab ntawm chav kawm, tis yog koj tus phooj ywg zoo tshaj plaws, yog tias koj tsis nyob hauv feem ntau cov xim lingerie los yog tsis nco qab ua kom tshem tawm cov plaub hau. Tsis tas li ntawd, kev luag ntxhi pab kom tau ze. Thiab ntxim hlub banter tshaj lub shortcomings ntawm txhua lwm, uas koj pib tshem tawm lub txaj muag, muaj peev xwm ua "cim" rau ib tug hlub foreplay.
Cov kev nyiam: kev tso dag yuav tsum txawj. Yog hais tias tsis muaj kev ntseeg txog kev nkag siab ntawm kev lom zem, zoo tsis txawm sim. Cov txivneej no tsuas yog nyob rau ntawm ib qho ntawm kev muaj zog thiab tsis tuaj yeem ua haujlwm, tabsis qhov tseeb, txawm yog nws ua rau koj tsis muaj kev txhaum, tus cuav xwm yeem ua rau nws lub siab ntev tsis txaus siab rau koj, tabsis nrog lwm tus ntxhais. Zoo, ntawm chav kawm, tsis txhob npog qhov ntsej muag nrog kua muag. Yog hais tias koj tsis xis nyob nrog txoj kev tso dag ntawm ib tug txiv leej tub thiab koj tus luag yog ntau dua ntawm qhov kev tawm tsam, nco ntsoov hais li ntawd. Cia li ua ntej kom paub tseeb tias nws txoj kev tso dag no yeej ua txhaum.
Kom tso dag tso dag!
Tsis txhob luag thaum nws npaj siab ua rau koj zoo siab, tsis txhob lom zem ntawm cov txiv neej lub peev xwm thiab qhov ntau thiab tsawg - qhov no yog qhov chaw nyuaj tshaj plaws rau txoj cai kev nyab xeeb txog kev sib daj sib deev.
Leej twg hais tias nws lub ntsej muag thaum lub sij hawm nrhiav qhov taw qhia cov ntsiab lus zoo heev, los yog ua rau kom tsis muaj qhov khov kho, nws ua rau koj zoo siab tshaj plaws. Tsis txhob ua kev lom zem ntawm koj tus ex! Tsuas yog nws zoo nkaus li tias qhov no yuav tsum tau muaj kev ntxub ntxaug los ntawm qhov kev mob siab rau tam sim no, tab sis qhov tseeb nws yuav xav hais tias nyob rau hauv ib co taw tes lub "ex" tseem yuav ua, thiab tom qab ntawd koj tseem yuav luag ntawm nws.
Thiab tsis tau, oddly txaus, koj yuav tsum tsis txhob luag nyob rau hauv ib qho chaw hauv av, txawm tias koj nco ntsoov ib yam dab tsi heev funny. Nws tsis zoo tias koj yuav ua pov thawj MCH uas koj tsis tau luag rau nws, tab sis yog tias koj pom qhov ntawd, nws yuav ua rau koj mob siab heev! Tom qab tag nrho, tsis muaj kev lom zem dab tsi tshwm sim, koj xav tias txawv heev.
Qhov ntau tshaj plaws kev ntses ntses
Muaj ib hom ntses ornamental, hu ua "hnia gourami". Ntawm cov neeg mob siab heev, ib tug hnia tau ntev li 25 feeb!
Lub tsev qiv ntawv tshaj plaws Cov neeg laus yuav ntxub cov ntsiab lus ntawm cov txee rau ntawv, tab sis lawv tsis paub tias cov phau ntawv sau txog kev sib daj sib deev yog nyob hauv Vatican Library. Tus sau muaj 25 000 tagnrho. Tus nkauj nyab strangest nyob rau qee qhov chaw ntawm Is Nrias teb sab tseem tseem fwm cov kev cai forbidding nws yau tus kwv yau yuav tau ua ntej cov txwj laus. Tias yog vim li cas qhov kev lig kev cai uas dag ntxias txoj kev cai no yog khaws cia: solemnly muab txoj kev sib yuav ntawm tus tij laug tij laug nrog ib tsob ntoo (zoo, los yog nrog tus ntsuj plig nyob hauv tsob ntoo).
Qhov kev tiv thaiv tsis zoo tshaj Qhov tsis txaus siab rau kev siv cov tshuaj tiv thaiv tsis pub muaj peev xwm raug suav hais tias yog tus kws kho mob Greek hais. Nws hais tias: "Ib tug poj niam, thaum muaj ib tug txiv neej muaj phev nyhuv, yuav tsum tuav nws txoj pa thiab ua kom me ntsis, ces rov mus rau tam sim ntawd, khoov kiag tam sim thiab pw tsaug zog."