Kev sib yuav ntawm kev hlub thiab kev sib yuav ntawm kev yooj yim

Yog li ntawd, muaj hmoo heev kawg tias cov laus no Romeo txawm tsis poob los rau kuv cov hluas txaus siab. Tam sim no kuv yuav nyob hauv lub yeeb koob, rau txhua tus neeg rau kev khib!
Hnub no, rau lub hli ntawm kuv tus hlub kev ywj pheej nrog Andrei Sergeyevich. Nws tig los ua siab dav, nws hu kuv "pob kab ntxau", thawj zaug nws muab kuv tus wheelbarrow, ces chav tsev, thiab kuv tsis muaj dab tsi hais txog txhua hom khoom. Rau tag nrho cov no kuv txawm poob rau hauv kev hlub nrog nws zoo-fed rog lub cev, nws me ntsis qhov muag thiab zoo lub plawv, nyob rau hauv dav dav. Kuv tus txiv ntxawm muaj ib tug poj niam, ob tug me nyuam ntawm kuv hnub nyoog, tab sis nws to taub tag nrho ntawm cov kev cai "branded dudes" muaj tsis txaus ntawm ib tug hluas nkauj. Andrew hais li no - "hectic", thiab nws tsis yooj yim sua kom convince nws. Peb tau ntsib ntawm lub tsev noj mov, qhov twg kuv mus kev, thiab kuv sweated nyob rau hauv waitresses. Nyob rau hnub ntawd kuv tus txiv ntxawm beckoned kuv nrog ib tug tuab ntiv tes thiab nug kuv ntawm lub hauv pliaj:
"Koj puas xav ua neej zoo li ib tug huab tais, qaib?"
- Thiab rub? - Kuv nug nrog ib tug mockery frank hauv kuv lub suab.
- Ua txhaum! - nws sighed, thiab tsuas yog tom qab kuv paub hais tias tus txiv neej no tsis muab lo lus rau cua: nws hais - nyob rau hauv ib tug Royal txoj kev, yog li nws yuav ua li ntawd.
Huag, thiab zoo tom qab no tus neeg ua haujlwm kev txom nyem, tweaks rau lub nroog Yeiuxalees thiab tus nplaig muaj nyob rau hauv ib chav tsev nyob ob chav nyob rau hauv tshooj tawm nees nkaum plaub ntawm lub tsev tshiab. Tag nrho lub nroog yog nyob rau hauv lub xib teg ntawm koj txhais tes, thiab saib txhua yam los ntawm sab saum toj mus rau hauv qab - qhov no, kuv qhia rau koj, yog li ib tug siab! Lub hli thiab ib nrab kuv tsis tawm hauv tsev txhua hnub, txhua hnub, suspiciously xav tias cov khoom kim heev, ntau cov khoom siv hluav taws xob, mos ntaub pua plag thiab cov khaub ncaws zoo nkauj hauv lub txee dai khaub ncaws.

Qhov no puas yog tag nrho kuv li? Kuv txiv ntxawm hnyav txaus, saib kuv lub siab dawb paug, thiab, zoo nkaus li kuv lub siab xav ua rau kuv xav nrog nws ua siab dawb siab zoo. Tab sis tom qab 6 lub hlis ntawm lub neej qab zib thiab tsis huv, kuv pom muaj qee qhov kev hloov txawv ntawm qhov kev coj ntawm kuv tus hlub. Thaum Andrew tau ua txhaum, nws tau ua phem, ntau zaus, thiab txawm tias nws ua rau nws nyuaj siab, yog tias kuv zoo tag nrho thiab tsis xav tau lwm yam.
Lub peev xwm ntawm lub luag hauj lwm rau tus domesticated ntawm txiv ntxawm yog frenzied, thiab qhov no muab cog qoob loo tias nws lub siab phem yog ib ntus thiab hais tias nws yuav tsis tawm kuv. Tab sis hnub dhau, thiab Andrei tseem ua si lub luag haujlwm ntawm leej txiv. Qhov no nws muaj nws qhov zoo, vim tias nws rau txhua yam nws ua siab dawb paug kuv tau poob rau hauv kev hlub nrog nws lub cev, tab sis qhov tseeb, tsis nrog kuv lub siab, tab sis nrog lub siab! Thaum kawg, lub tswb khwb khaus heev npaum li ntawd tom qab nrhiav tus neeg ntiag tug hauv cov ntawv xov xwm, nws tau pom zoo los sib ntsib ib zaug.

Ib tug me me txiv neej tshwm rau nws nrog ib tug zoo tib yam grey tsos, twj ywm, twirled Andrei Sergeyevich tus duab nyob rau hauv nws ob txhais tes thiab hais tias dheev:
"Hauv ib lim piam koj yuav muaj txhij txhua cov ntaub ntawv." Ua ntej them nyiaj tam sim no! Nws nteg tawm ib pawg ntawm cov nqi kho mob ntsuab, thiab lub detective vanished. Ib lub lim tiam tom qab nws tau zaum pem lub taub hau kuv thiab kuv tham, thiab kuv tau nyob rau lub sij hawm ntawd los ntawm daim nplaub tshev nrog ib pawg ntawm cov duab thiab qee yam kev sau ntawv.
"Lub ntsiab xov xwm rau koj yog tias qhov khoom muaj ib tug nyuj nyeg," detective hais.
"Nws ras kuv dhau," Kuv whimpered hauv surprise. "Kuv twb paub lawm." Kuv, thov txim, thiab nws muaj nws tus calf. Tsis ntev tom ntej no ...
"Tsis muaj," nws tau yeej, raws li yog los ntawm ib tug hniav. "Nws tsis yog hais txog koj!" Koj puas xav tias kuv yog ib tus hlub lover?
- Tso tseg! - nws tig los rau kuv. - Los ntawm qhov chaw no ntau yam. Yog Andrei Sergeyevich muaj ib tug ntxiv hluas nkauj? Tsis ...
"Ntau npaum li nws tau!" Nws ntuag qhuav. - Krasnopolskaya Venus Ivanovna, nees nkaum xyoo, tub ntxhais kawm, yav tom ntej keeb kwm. Nyob rau lub lim tiam dhau los peb ntsib, tau ua haujlwm xya zaus, uas yog, txhua txhua hnub. Tus kwv tau raug muag.
Thaum kuv tab tom xav tias yuav ua li cas nrog tus yeeb ncuab, tus neeg ua hauj lwm tau khawb nws lub taub hau thiab tso tawm xov xwm tsis kaj siab:
- Ntau tshaj ... Tawm tsam qhov chaw, cov tub ceev xwm tab tom npaj pib pib kev hais plaub ntug.
- Rau dab tsi? Kuv yuav luag tawm ntawm kuv lub rooj zaum.
- Tau, raws li niaj zaus rau xws li cov hnab nyiaj: pluag, ua se tawm. Tsis muaj dab tsi txawv ...
"Kuv yuav ua li cas?" Kuv nug kev pabcuam. "Koj ua tau ib yam dab tsi, tsis tau koj?"
- Thiab qhov no tsis yog kuv lawm. Txawm li cas los, yog tias muaj kev xav tau, thov hu rau. Kuv yuav qhia koj qhov chaw nyob ntawm ib tus kws lij choj uas ncaj ncees, uas yog tus kws txawj los tiv thaiv cov nouveaux nyiaj txiag. Lub detective ua haujlwm rau lub yeeb koob. Kuv kawm txawm kuv tsis xav paub dab tsi. "Zoo, koj, txiv ntxawm, tau teeb meem," xav, tshuaj xyuas cov duab thiab kawm cov ntawv luam ntawm cov ntaub ntawv. Thaum kawg lub sijhawm nres ntawm cov duab ntawm tus ntxhais ntxim hlub ntxim hlub. "Yog li ntawd, koj yog leej twg!" Kuv dhau, Venus de Milo! Thiab tsis yog koj niam koj txiv xav xwb? Venus Ivanovna! Thiab ua li cas koj pom hauv nws, txiv ntxawm Andrey? "Tag nrho cov hmo kuv haus luam yeeb, ntsaws cov pa taws hauv lub qab nthab, thiab tsis tuaj yeem paub tias yuav ua li cas ntxiv. Lub luag haujlwm pabcuam ntawm kuv lub neej zoo kawg nkaus twb raug muab tshem tawm ntawm kuv ob txhais tes: tus kws lijchoj lub chaw ua haujlwm rub tawm ib txoj kev, Venusa Ivanovna - rau lwm. Thiab tseem nws tsis paub tias cov kev phem no phem npaum li cas. Thaum sawv ntxov kuv dhia mus txog rau lub teeb, tsis kaj ntug, rushed mus rau qhov chaw nyob qhov twg lub siab mob tshiab ntawm kuv tus hlub lover nyob. Tus ntxhais tau mus rau lub koom haum thiab ntawm lub qhov rooj teb tias nws tsis paub twg Andrei Sergeevich, thiab txawm tias kuv - txawm ntau li. Kuv sawv ntawm lub qhov rooj thiab tos, thaum Venerka Ivanovna raug yuam, yuav tawm mus mus rau lub koom haum.

Nws ua tib zoo qhib lub qhov rooj , kuv tau thawb ib ceg mus rau hauv lub kauj thiab ceeb toom:
- Mloog, koj, Ivanovna! Koj tseem yuav tsum mloog kuv lus. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog txij li kuv tsis yog kuv txiv ntxawm tus poj niam, tab sis tag nrho cov lus rov.
- Dab tsi? Andryusha? Nws squeaked, thiab kuv luag.
- Yog li ntawd, tus hluas nkauj! - Kuv reasoned. - Peb ua lag ua luam nrog koj - yog qhov teebmeem no. Txiv ntxawm, uas yog, Andryusha, ci rau kaum rau kaum tsib xyoos. Ntxiv tag nrho confiscation. Nws, ntawm chav kawm, ob peb lab rau ib hnub los nag nyob qhov twg yuav nyob, tab sis peb yog nrog koj los ntawm no, tsis txias tsis kub. Peb nrog koj nyob ntawm no - ib siab. Koj puas to taub?
"Kuv nkag siab," Venus pom zoo tawm muag.
"Rau qhov nws ua siab zoo rau kuv, kuv, los ntawm nws, yuav ceeb toom nws txog txoj kev nyab xeeb." Tab sis, ntawm qhov tod tes, koj puas xav tias ntau npaum li cas cov nyiaj yuav raug coj los ntawm lub xeev? Ntau heev! Yog li ntawd, peb lub luag hauj lwm yog los tso qee yam ntawm cov khoom ntawm tus txiv ntxawm, uas yog, Andryusha, rau hauv peb lub. Thiab nws yog kev ruaj ntseg rau nws, thiab rau peb - ​​zoo! Hauv peb nrog koj tseem nyob tag nrho lub neej tom ntej, nws pom zoo?
"Kuv pom zoo," nws squealed hauv tib lub suab plaintive, thiab ces nws nug: "Ces kuv tsis muaj ib tus hlub ntawm Andryusha?"
"Qhov ntawd yog," Venka hais, hais tias. - Thiab kuv yuav ua li cas?
- Ua ntej, Andryusha yuav tsum tsis txhob paub tias peb paub koj. Secondly, peb yuav tsum tuaj nrog cov versions raws li uas nyob rau hauv heev nyob ze yav tom ntej peb yuav xav tau nyiaj loj. Piv txwv li, kuv tab tom noj cov neeg mob hauv tsev kho mob nyob txawv teb chaws, thiab koj ... Qhia rau kuv tias kuv cev xeeb tub. Txawm tias tsis muaj! Kev rho me nyuam yog tag nrho. Cia li ua: koj tau txais ib qho haujlwm internship hauv lub koom haum, tiam sis koj xav tau tsawg kawg nees nkaum txhiab. Yog nws mus? Saib, tsis txhob sib tov! Ntawm kuv - cov txheeb ze mob, ntawm koj - kev cob qhia rau lub hillock.
- Ua tsaug. Kuv zoo siab heev rau koj! Venka ntxhi rau siab, txawm hais tias kuv pom qhov muag pom los ntawm thawj feeb: nws plays ib tug ntxhais hauv ib qho yooj yim, nws tsis yog li naïve thiab ruam, txwv tsis pub nws yuav tsis tau hu tus txiv ntxawm rau txhua yam.
Ua tsaug? Kuv luag. "Tsis muaj, Venus Ivanovna." Kuv nyiam ua lwm yam. Rau zoo tswv yim - koj muab rau kuv ib nrab ntawm nees nkaum txhiab. Nco ntsoov, koj yuav tsum tau dag txog txoj kev tso dag - koj yuav tsis tau txais dab tsi. Kuv tsis nyiam qhov no!
Thiab kuv txawb cov duab ntawm lub rooj, qhov twg Venka nyob rau hauv feem ntau unambiguous poses embraced peb cov txiv ntxawm.
"Qhov ntawd tsis yog txhua yam," nws ceeb toom.

Nws tau ua rau ntuj thib ob , qhov phem ua rau nws lub qhov muag, tab sis tom qab ntawd nws tau slammed lawv thiab ntxhi: "Yog tias kuv ... Tsis txhob! Thiab koj yuav kom kuv tso tawm? "" Tab sis dab tsi txog? "- Kuv assured lub competitor thiab tshuav nws tseem yog ib tug tshiab monastery. Hnub tom qab kuv tus txiv ntxawm hu thiab hais tias nws yuav los sai sai. Kuv khiav mus rau hauv chav dej, txawm lig los plhws kuv ob lub qhov muag nrog dej txias thiab ntsia kuv tus kheej hauv daim iav nrog siab: zoo li yog tias kuv ntswj tau ob hnub tsis so.
- Nqaij qaib, ua li cas rau koj? - Tus txiv ntxawm nug ntxhov siab, pom kuv lub ntsej muag thiab ntxhov siab.
- Huag, Andryushka! Yog li ntawd ntshai! - thiab kuv yeej tawg mus rau hauv lub kua muag ntshai tias kuv tsis tau quaj tiag tiag. "Kuv puas tuaj yeem muag cov tsev apartment no?"
- Koj txhais li cas? - tus txiv ntxawm yog xav tsis thoob; "Qhia rau kuv saib qhov no tau tshwm sim heev li cas!"
- Kuv tus tub xav tau kev khiav dej num ceev nrawm nraum zoov, txwv tsis pub tus me nyuam tuag tau. Horror!
- Ntau npaum li cas? Nws nug tias tsis muaj kev ntxhov siab. "Muaj nyiaj npaum li cas?"
"Twb tau tsib caug txhiab duas las," Kuv hais, thiab kuv lub siab tau nres kiag li: Kuv puas tau ntshai ib tug txiv ntxawm lossis muag pheej yig?
"Cas txhua txhia lub sijhawm ..." nws sighed.
"Puas muaj lwm tus neeg muaj kev tu siab?" Kuv nug, ua piv txwv tias kuv tsis to taub dab tsi.
- Tsis yog, nws cia li ... Zoo, nws tsis tseem ceeb.

Kuv mam li pub koj nyiaj, qaib. Tsuas yog tsis quaj, lub hnub! Hnub tom qab, ncaj ncees rau nws cov lus, ua ib tug tub ceev xwm ntawm cov ntshav, tus txiv ntxawm tumbled rau hauv kuv lub tsev thiab muab cov pob nyiaj ntawm lub rooj pw. Wow!
"Nws yog caum txhiab duas las," nws hais tias, tsiv cov nyiaj mus rau kuv.
"Andrei, tab sis koj xav tau tsib caug rau lub lag luam," Kuv hais, clapping kuv ob lub qhov muag.
- Huag, koj, txawj! Nws sighed. "Nws tsuas yog ib qho haujlwm-tsib caug." Thiab txoj kev, thiab zaub mov, thiab kev pab ...
- Huag, Kuv tsis xav, - Kuv sighed, wondering: yog nws yog kub!
Ib hnub tom qab kuv hu ua no Venka thiab tau hais tam sim ntawd:
"Mloog, Miloslavskaya-Krasnopolskaya!" Koj muaj cov nyiaj, kuv paub nws. Npaj rau kuv, Kuv mam li los tamsim!
Nws tsis qhib qhov rooj ib zaug, thiab kuv, winking suspiciously ib ncig, tuaj nyob rau hauv.
Tsis tau, Vernka cov neeg ua phem txaus ntshai los yog ntiav cov neeg tua neeg tsis tau pom. Nws suav tawm txog kaum txhiab leej.
- Koj yuav tsum tsis txhob ua li ntawd! Kuv yog ib tug txiv neej zoo me me! Thiab koj yuav tsis tau dag koj rau txhua yam!
"Thiab tej zaum, koj xav kom nyob twj ywm rau ib tug txiv neej dawb rau tas koj lub neej," Kuv hais ntxiv nws xav.
"Koj txhais li cas?" Nws ua ib tug mluas mlob.
"Thiab, kuv cov phooj ywg, hais tias koj tuaj yeem ntes koj tus txiv ntxawm, uas yog, koj tus hlub Andrew, los ntawm ib hnub dhau ib hnub." Tus kheej, kuv twb sau kuv cov khoom thiab tag kis kuv tawm mus thaj chaw sov rau ib lub hlis los yog ob xyoo. Thiab kuv qhia koj kom ua tib yam. Los yog koj puas xav tias tib neeg yuav tuaj tsis tau rau hauv koj tus kheej?
"Tiag tiag ..." Venus chim siab. "Tab sis lub koom haum ... Kuv yuav ua li cas?"
- Thiab qhov no, hlub, txiav txim siab rau koj tus kheej.

Thaum sawv ntxov hnub tom qab, lub tshuab xov tooj ntawm lub xov tooj hauv nws chav tsev tau teb txhua lub suab ntawm Venus nws tus kheej: "Venus Krasnopolskaya ntawm qhov chaw nyob no tsis muaj sia nyob lawm." "Huag, thiab ntxhais ceev!" - qhuas nws agility. Kuv tau pab nrog ib tug. Nws tseem yuav tshem tawm cov teeb meem thib ob, ntawm no tsis muaj Andrew, leej twg xav tau zoo xwb, zoo, koj tsis tau ua.
Nws tuaj hnub tom qab Venusa ncaim. Tshaj qhov no.
- Zoo, yuav ua li cas yog koj pawg neeg, koj tau txais ib pob kab ntxau? Nws nug tu siab. - Koj puas tau ua haujlwm ntawm?
"Kuv dag hais txog kuv lawm tub," Kuv hais. "Zaum, Andryusha, peb xav nrog nws tham."
"Zoo, zoo," nws hais, tseem tu siab. "Tam sim no koj dhau ... Yuav ua li cas ib tug surprise?"
- Andrew, qhia kuv ncaj ncees: koj puas chim vim Venus? Kuv nug.
- Koj paub li cas? - Tus txiv ntxawm qhib nws lub qhov ncauj ua rau nws xav tsis thoob. Kuv luag, macho! VIP nyuj qus! Edison erogenous aav!
"Andryusha, cia kuv qhia txhua yam rau koj." Yog li ntawd nws yog. Tus poj niam hu rau kuv thiab muaj kev sib ntsib. Nws yog tuaj ntawm koj tus hluas nkauj Venus Krasnopolskaya. Nws hais tias ib co ntaub ntawv rau kuv thiab hais tias Andrei Sergeyevich yuav raug kaw, Kuv hais, Kuv muab koj kaum txhiab rau koj kom ploj ntawm lub qab ntug. Zoo li, koj yog qhov kev nyab xeeb nws yuav, thiab, nws hais tias, nws yooj yim dua.

Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv paub lawm: tus hluas nkauj txiav txim siab mus nrhiav hauv koj lub hnab tshos, kuv tsis tau txais cov nyiaj ntawm nws, tab sis nws yuav daim ntawv. Nws ntshaw, nws xav tsib txhiab. Zoo, Kuv yog ib tug ntawm rau caum uas koj tau muab rau kev kho mob ntawm koj tus laug, thiab tsis muaj zog. Ntawm no lawv yog, Andryusha! Koj yuav tsum xav txog koj tus kheej tam sim no. Thiab nqa koj tsib caug tsib txhiab daus las rov qab. Nws yuav zoo dua rau txhua tus neeg! Tus txiv ntxawm ntsia kuv lub siab, ces coj cov ntaub ntawv thiab ntev mus rau hauv lawv txoj kev kawm. Thaum nws tsis pom dab tsi tshiab hauv lawv, nws txaj muag thiab furiously cuam cov ntaub ntawv mus rau hauv lub thoob khib nyiab tau.
- Cov qaib! Nws yog yav dhau los tej xwm txheej. Kuv tsis muaj dab tsi ua nrog lawv, txawm tias kuv nquag khi rau lawv. Cov neeg uas tau zaum rau qhov no tau ntev lawm. Thiab txog Venus, nws txhais tau hais tias koj tau tshwm sim kom paub ... Koj yog kuv lub hnub! Txhawj xeeb?
- Thiab ces! - Kuv hais thiab ntsia mus rau hauv nws lub qhov muag. "Kuv tsis paub yuav ua li cas!"
"Thiab txog koj tus tub, yog vim li cas koj thiaj li tuaj nrog qhov no?"
"Ua ntej, kuv xav ntsuam xyuas koj." Kuv xav tias yog kuv tsis txhais ib yam dab tsi rau Andryusha, nws yuav tsis pab kuv. Thiab thaum koj coj nyiaj, kuv txiav txim siab: Kuv mam li tseg lawv rau ib tug neeg hlub rau ib hnub dhau los-dheev, Kuv xav tias, tiag, lawv yuav ua rau kuv tsaug zog.
Tus dab laug txawm tau quaj me ntsis nrog kev xav.
Kuv yeej tsis tso yog tias lawv tsis tawm ntawm kuv. Kuv puav leej nyiam ntaus pob tesniv: "Txhua yam, Venka! Sushi oars! Muaj tsis muaj tig rov qab! ". Thiab hais txog cov nyiaj! Cia lawv tawm mus rau koj tus kheej. Yog tias nws tsis yog rau koj, Kuv yeej tsis paub tias lub siab ntawm tus poj niam muaj lub siab hlub. Kuv tsis xav kom leej twg, tsuas yog rau koj xwb! Ib co puavpheej ncig! Thiab sim ua kom sov so tes! Thiab koj, qaib, yog ib tug tubtxib saum ntuj! Hnub tom qab kuv tus txiv ntxawm hais rau kuv tias nws tos nws hauv tsev thiab tsis mus qhov twg.
"Nws tseem ceeb, qaib!" Nws hais tias. Kuv xav ua kom koj zoo siab. Koj yuav txaus siab.

Thaum tav su peb tsav mus txog ib qho zoo nkauj, raws li nyob rau hauv ib tug fairy taleas, ib tug loj loj luxurious tsev loj. "Qhov no yog rau koj, qaib," said uncle thiab muab kuv cov ntawv. Tom qab ntawd nws coj kuv ntawm tes thiab coj kuv sab hauv. Nyob rau hauv ib chav ntawm chav nws gingerly ntsia ib ncig thiab pom qhov zoo rau muab zais qab lub txee. Kuv qheb nws, thiab kuv tau pom tias nws muaj nyiaj ntau. Muaj ntau npaum li cas nyob ntawm no: ib puas txhiab, ob puas, peb puas leej? .. Kuv tau chim, thiab Andryushenka hais tias: "Rau koj, qaib, tsis muaj thiab tsis muaj dab tsi yog qhov tsis kam." Ib lub lim tiam tom qab, Andrei Sergeevich raug kaw hauv tsev kaw neeg. Thaum lub sij hawm tshawb nrhiav, tus kws lij choj tau ruaj khov rau nws txog kev tiv thaiv qis hauv daim ntawv ntawm ib tus neeg tau txais txiaj ntsim kom tsis txhob tawm ntawm qhov chaw, thiab tus txiv ntxawm nyob rau thawj hnub, tsis muaj yawning, khiav tawm hauv toj siab. Tom qab ib ntus kuv tau txais xov xwm los ntawm nws. "Kuv thov txim kuv tsis mloog koj lub tswv yim, qaib!" - nws tau sau. - Yuav zoo siab. Tau sib yuav! Cov me nyuam narozhay! Ntau kis tsis pom koj. Koj Andrew. " Kuv cia li nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv hlawv ib compromising tsab ntawv thiab txiav txim siab: Kuv mam li ua txhua yam raws li kuv txiv ntxawm qhia!