Rau koj tus menyuam, ua ib tus neeg laus, nws muaj peev xwm nkag mus rau hauv nws lub neej hauv kev xav ntawm nws thaum yau, cawm nws yam nws nyiam thiab khoom ua si, thawj cov naj npawb thiab cov nqi ntawm cov khoom yas, ua ib phau ntawv txhais lus ntawm nws cov lus funny. Hauv ib lo lus - sim ua kom koj nco qab txog qhov zoo tshaj plaws rau koj thiab koj tus me nyuam txog qhov zoo nkauj tshaj plaws.
Glossary ntawm quotations.
Tsim ib phau ntawv lossis lwm phau ntawv hauv computer, uas koj yuav sau cov lus hais ntawm koj tus txiv neej ntse me ntsis. Thaum xub thawj cov lus no yuav yog cov lus sib txawv, ces cov nqe lus thiab cov lus xub nthuav yuav tshwm sim. Nws zoo heev rau ib leeg lus los yog kab lus uas ua rau koj luag txhua tsev neeg (piv txwv: "Niam, tam sim no koj loj thiab kuv me, thiab tom qab ntawd kuv yuav loj thiab me me"). Ntawm no koj tuaj yeem sau tau ntau yam funny. Ntawm no yog ib tus ntawm lawv: ib tug me nyuam ntsia ntawm tus me nyuam lub yees duab ntawm nws tus txiv uas zaum saum lub tsob ntoo. Tus kas nug: "Koj tau mus li cas?" Papa tau hais khov kho: "Kuv tau nce mus, kuv yog superman". Tom qab me ntsis kev xav, tus tub teb: "Yog hais tias koj tau superman, ces koj yuav tau ya muaj." Ntxiv rau hauv phau ntawv txhais lus no koj tuaj yeem kho cov lus uas koj tus me nyuam tau ua nws tus kheej.
Treasure hauv siab.
Ua nws, cia li nrhiav tau ib lub thawv uas tsim nyog (yog tias qhov kev xav tau, koj tuaj yeem kho nws ua lub hauv siab tiag tiag hauv siab). Thiab ces maj mam sau nws nrog memorable, Nyob zoo rau lub plawv yam. Ntawm no koj tuaj yeem ua rau koj tus menyuam hauv plab, cov duab thawj zaug ntawm tus menyuam mos nrog ultrasound, ib lub kaujtij uas ua haujlwm rau leej niam thiab tus menyuam nyob hauv tsev khomob, thawj lub tsho ntawm cov kabmob, cov khau uas tus menyuam tau coj nws thawj cov kauj ruam, tus dummy nkawv, plaub hau plaub hau tom qab thawj plaub hau , ib daim npav tos txais los ntawm nws pog rau nws lub hnub yug lossis thawj daim duab nyob rau hauv cov style ntawm "Kalyaki Malyaki". Thiab tam sim no ib tug tseem ceeb khoom plig rau lub yim hnub yug los yog lub hnub ntawm lub tshoob yog npaj txhij.
Tus kheej qhov chaw .
Yog tias koj muaj lub computer hauv tsev uas txuas nrog Internet, ces koj tuaj yeem tsim ib lub website rau koj tus menyuam. Tseeb, qhov txheej txheem no yuav siv sij hawm ntev thiab yuav xav tau kev txawj ntse thiab kev paub. Cov lus qhia yuav ua li cas los tsim ib lub vev xaib tuaj yeem nrhiav tau hauv Internet (hom nyob rau hauv qhov tshawb nrhiav cav cav "yuav ua li cas los ua ib lub tsev kawm ntawv?" Thiab koj tau txais ntau lub tswv yim). Koj tuaj yeem tsim ib nplooj ntawv rau koj tus menyuam siv cov ntawv npaj ua tiav. Nws yuav siv sij hawm tsawg heev thiab yooj yim dua. Ntawm lub vev xaib koj tuaj yeem tsim cov cim ntawm txoj kev loj hlob thiab nyhav, khaws lub chaw muag khoom, upload duab thiab ntau ntxiv.
Cov duab kos ntawm tus me nyuam.
Tsim ib phau ntawv tshwj xeeb ntawm cov menyuam cov duab kos. Txhua tus menyuam masterpiece yuav tsum kos npe: sau hnub uas tsim cov "haujlwm ntawm kev kos duab" thiab tso tawm lus me me. Tsis tas li ntawd, koj tuaj yeem pib qhov kev coj noj coj ua ntawm pog thiab yawm txiv cov duab ntawm ib tug tub ntxhais hluas tus hluas nkauj es tsis muaj ntawv tshaj tawm rau hnub so. Tom qab ntawd lub masterpieces ntawm tus me nyuam yuav tsum tsis yog tsuas yog nyob rau hauv lub tsev archives.
Nqa tes.
Yuav tsum nco ntsoov me me li cas thaum koj txhais caj npab thiab txhais ceg ntawm koj tus me nyuam, ua lawv cov ntawv pov thawj. Piv txwv, cov xim ntawm daim ntawv. Tshaj tawm ntawm lub xib teg thiab taw ntawm tus me nyuam thiab xa lawv mus rau ib daim ntawv. Tsis txhob hnov qab kos npe rau tus thawj xibfwb thiab muab ib hnub rau nws. Ua kom zoo txhua zaus, ib zaug txhua rau lub hlis lossis ib xyoos ib zaug rau koj hnub yug kom koj pom tau tias tus me nyuam loj tuaj. Cov txheej txheem ntawm tsim ib qho memo no yog kom muaj kev qhuas rau qhov sib xyaw. Thiab ib tug me nyuam loj tuaj nws yuav xav pom seb nws me me nws txhais tes nyob hauv kev yau.
Cov duab thiab CDs.
Diam duab album tsis muaj surprise. Txhua tus niam nws sim ua kom tiav raws li qhov ua tau zoo, yog li ntawd tus me nyuam loj hlob tuaj yeem pom nws tus kheej thaum twg los txog hnub nyoog. Thiab hais tias cov album yog nthuav, sim sau nws nrog tsis tsuas staged duab, qhov twg tag nrho cov sawv nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm lub lens thiab posing, tab sis kuj nrog cov duab funny npaj txhij. Kuj tau yees duab rau ntawm ib qho khoom plig zoo nkauj, nrog ib daim duab ntawm koj tus me nyuam rau ntawm nws tus kheej thiab lub thawv. Yog tias koj tsis paub tias yuav ua li cas rau koj tus kheej, koj tuaj yeem yuam kev tshwj xeeb hauv daim duab.
Muaj ntau ntau txoj kev los tuav lub siab mos siab muag txog hnub nyoog thiab koj tuaj yeem tuaj nrog koj tus kheej. Qhov loj tshaj - tsis txhob yuav tub nkeeg thiab rau siab sau tag nrho cov memorabilia. Thiab, ntseeg kuv, hauv ob peb lub xyoos lawv yuav coj koj ntau qab ntxiag.