Rau ib ntev lub sij hawm, nws tshuaj ntsuam heroes tag nrho cov bandits thiab killers. Hnub no qhov teeb meem tau hloov lawm. Niaj hnub no, nws cov cim, yog tias tsis zoo tag nrho, ces tsawg kawg yog txoj cai - tshwj xeeb rog, lub yegeri, lub majors. Tib lub sij hawm, Igor xam nws tus kheej ... ib puas feem pua ntawm comic. Vim hais tias hauv lub neej nws yog "mos thiab fluffy." Ib tug neeg zoo siab, nws qhuas nws tus kheej, thiab nws tus kheej. Tsis ntev dhau los, thaum koj tau hnav lub npe ntawm "Honored Killer ntawm Lavxias teb sab Federation", feem ntau hauv kev xam phaj lawv tham txog seb cov neeg nyob hauv zos yuav ntshai nrog koj mus rau of the elevator. Hais, mus, tus hluas nraug, mus. Peb mam li tos. Thiab ces dheev lawv hais tias: "Lawv tsis ntshai ntxiv lawm." Thaum twg qhov kev kos npe-dhau los? Kuv dhau ob peb theem ntawm kev paub. Muaj ib rooj plaub: Kuv tau mus rau tom khw kho vajtse, yuav ib yam dab tsi rau lub tsev hauv kev sib tw. Raws li kev tsim, nws tsa nws caj dab, rub nws lub hau tshaj nws lub qhov muag, thiaj li hais tias lawv yuav tsis paub nws. Ib tug muag khoom raws li zaoret rau tag nrho lub khw: "Yuav ua li cas yog koj, artist Lifanov, qhia rau kuv, lawv hais tias, koj txhua tus ntshai? Tsis muaj leej twg ntshai koj. Koj yog ib tug txiv neej, zoo nkauj heev. " Ntawm chav kawm, tom qab xws li ib tug tirade, tag nrho cov tub lag luam ntsiag to no ntawm kuv.
Niaj hnub no , thaum lawv kawm txog kev, lawv giggle vim qee. Vim li cas - kuv tsis to taub. Yog li ntawd, koj xav coj ib tug neeg los ntawm qhov tob ntawm lub caj dab, kom zoo zoo rau hauv koj lub ntsej muag thiab kom mob siab: "Kuv yog dab tsi?" Yog li, cia peb hais tias, Kuv yuav pom tus kws kos npe rau ntawm txoj kev - kuv puas yuav thuam tus txiv neej? Txawm hais tias lawv zoo dua luag tshaj lawv ntshai.
Ntawm chav kawm, nws zoo dua. Thiab tom qab ntawd, kuv nco qab, hauv ib lub TV yeeb yam koj tshaj tawm tias koj khauv xim tias koj tsis tau ua rau koj raug tua Rocky Rocky txawm ntau dhau kev ua siab phem. Rau cov tub ntxhais hluas, tom qab pom zoo li qhov kev sib tw, txawj xav. Qhov no kuv twb tham tsis tau txog Rocky nkaus xwb - txog nws zaj dab neeg sau tag nrho ntawm freaks. Stanislavsky txoj kab ke no li cas: "Tus cwj pwm tsis zoo, nrhiav qhov zoo thiab ua kom pom tseeb"?
Uas yog raws nraim li no nrog ntau cov neeg ua yeeb yam ua si phem heev hauv tsev neeg lub neej ntawm Igor Lifanov. Siv tib yam "Brigade". Leej twg yog cov tuaj yeem los ntawm cov menyuam yaus ntawm Bely - noble bandits, los yog dab tsi?! Lub voj voos khawm. Kuv yuav tsis nres rov qab: koj qhia tau zoo thiab zoo ntawm qhov kev tshuaj ntsuam ntawm ib tus neeg phem, tas li, raws li ib tug kws kos duab, koj yog ib tug neeg xwb. Vim hais tias cov tub ntxhais hluas rau lawv tus kheej tag nrho hauv lawv tus kheej txoj kev txiav txim siab: yog hais tias cov neeg supermen yog wetting txhua leej txhua tus ua ke, ces lawv zoo heev, cov tub hluas. Xws li cov nyhuv tsis zoo ntawd vim yog qhov tseeb tias cov menyuam yaus raug tua nyob rau hauv "Cov Tub Ceev Xwm", nyiam heev lawv cov cim, thiab tsis pom lub zog los txiav tawm tsis tseem ceeb.
Muaj ib hnub ib tug phooj ywg qhia kuv tias nws tus tub 13 xyoo uas nws cov phoojywg txiav txim siab los tsim lub "cool team" hauv chav kawm. Thiab nyob rau hauv cov phooj ywg mus ib txhis (!) Coj tus yeeb yam Sergei Bezrukov, vim hais tias nws nyob rau hauv daim duab ntawm Sasha Bely - lawv cov mlom. Lwm daim duab ntawm tus ncej hauv chav kawm ntawv ntawm phab ntsa dai. Yuav kom ncaj ncees, tom qab zaj dab neeg no, nws tau rais los ua neeg coob. Ntawm qhov tseeb tiag tias kuv tus ntxhais tau loj hlob tuaj. Tsis yog, cia lawv ntxub kuv zoo tshaj qhov qub Rocky nyob rau hauv honour Komsomol txhais. Nco ntsoov tias muaj pes tsawg tus ntxhais tom qab "Interdevochki" ua npau suav txog kev ua niam ntiav! Peb, cov koom ua ke, ntawm chav kawm, tsis xav txog tej kev tshwm sim no. Peb kos npe rau daim ntawv cog lus, peb ua si, peb tau nyiaj - thiab adieu. Tab sis cov neeg selflessly embodies peb screen exploits. Tom qab ib tug neeg pleev kiab ntawm cov neeg tua neeg thiab cov neeg mob, koj pib ua lub luag haujlwm zoo. Cov Thawj Coj tau txiav txim siab tau txiav txim siab rau hauv koj tsis yog ib qho kev tu siab tsis zoo thiab zoo tshaj plaws, tab sis qhov purity ntawm tus ntsuj plig, los yog koj nkees txog cov ntaub ntawv tsis muaj nqis? Kuv pib ua tus dashing 90's. Tom qab ntawd tag nrho cov rockets thiab lwm yam urkagans tau nyob rau hauv kev thov. Ua Vajtswv tsaug, tam sim no no nthwv twb dhau lawm. Tab sis kuv yog ib tug kws kos duab, tom qab tag nrho. Muab lub luag haujlwm - ua si.
Ib zaug rashly hais Ukrainian, los ntawm txoj kev, neeg sau xov xwm hais tias kuv xav mus ua si "xiav". Xav txog dab tsi pib? Tab sis kuv muaj ib yam dab tsi nyob rau hauv lub hlwb - qhov tseeb tias kuv nyiam txhua tus ua cim raws li ib tug artist. Koj xav tau ib tug zoo Pugachev zoo - tau nws. Thirst rau ib tug zoo, albeit ib tug siab heev huntsman - tsis yog ib lo lus nug. Tau kawg, kuv tab tom tham txog qhov no nrog tus taw tes sly, tab sis nws tsis tuaj yeem. Lub sijhawm txawv. Tsis muaj leej twg, raws li ua ntej, "Seagull" tau ob xyoos rau kev xyaum thiab nyob rau tib lub sijhawm nrog kev zoo siab tsis. Ob lub hlis - qhov siab kawg. Cov pace no txawv. Niaj hnub no nws yog ib qhov tsim nyog los nyob tsis raws li Stanislavsky, tab sis nyob rau lub caij nyoog lub caij nyoog ntawm lub neej. Nyob rau hauv koj cov ntaub ntawv, zaj duab xis "Cov ntawv sau rau Elsa" sawv nrug. Auj, thiab koj yog tus phaub nta! Nyob rau hauv lub neej tiag tiag, Igor Lifanov nrog cov hom tau mus fim?
Kuv lub luag hauj lwm yog qhov me me, tiam sis tseem ceeb. Nws tsis txaus siab rau kuv mus ua si ib puas toothless sib law liag series ntawm ib tug txiv neej toothless. Txawm hais tias kuv hais ib yam dab tsi hauv qhov kev rov qab txaus los pleev kuv cov kev ntseeg siab, ntseeg kuv, tsis muaj Hamlet yuav tsum muaj. Kuv muaj kuv tus kheej Hamlet hauv txhua qhov kev ua tau zoo. Thiab raws li rau cov geeks, lawv yog cov nyob ib puag ncig peb, ntawm txhua kauj ruam. Kuv twb pom zuj zus lawm. Tab sis cov artist tsis tas yuav nkag mus rau hauv nws tus kheej xws li cov ntaub ntawv. Cov tub ntxhais kawm ntawm theatre universities saib qis qis qeeb - leej twg, thaum nws mus kev, limps. Tej zaum, qhov no yog thawj kauj ruam. Tab sis ib tus ua yeeb yam tiav yog ib qho muab tso ua ke. Tus so koj tas. Ntawm kuv nyob rau hauv xws li mob nyob rau hauv ib lub taub hau lub qee lub computer koom. Kuv yeej tsis tau tawm tsam, Kuv yeej tsis tau raug kaw hauv tsev lojcuj, thiab kuv yuam kev rau kuv cov tub rog thiab lub sijhawm. Thiab txawm ntau npaum li ntawd cov artist tsis tas yuav tua ib tug neeg los nkag rau hauv daim duab ntawm tus neeg tua neeg. Igor, nws yog qhov tseeb hais tias nyob rau hauv lub 90's thaum koj starred koj nyob hauv thawj erotic erotic, yuav luag porn zaj duab xis "Fun-4"? Qhia tsis tau muaj Dmitry Meskhiev tau sau tseg.
Tsis porn nws yog - erotic! Kuv pom tau hais tias qhov twg kuv xav tau kuv tus kheej, thaum lub rooj sib hais nyob dhau. Meskhievaya, los ntawm txoj kev, tsis pom. Muaj, ntau cov thawj coj tua lawv cov ntawv me me. Lub luag haujlwm no hu tsis tau. Kuv mus rau hauv chav tsev, muaj poj niam liab qab pw tsaug zog. Kuv tsuas kov nws, nws tseem muaj qee yam nees. Kuv tau 300 tawm las - rau cov sij hawm saum ntuj-siab, Kuv yuav thawj tus Japanese Japanese hauv kuv lub neej. Kuv saib thiab nyiam nws. Tab sis qhov no kuv tam sim no calmly qhia koj txog nws. Thiab tom qab ntawd kuv paub tias txawv txav li cas, nws txaj muag! Tag nrho nws lub neej nws foom phem. Zoo, nws yog zoo li dag nrog ib tug coj txawv txawv phauj. Tsis yog, nws tsis yog rau kuv. Kev qias neeg. Zoo, yog, txawm tias nws yog ib qho kev thaiv grenade nyob rau hauv trenches los yog nrog rab phom muab ntses nyob rau hauv cov daus. Nws ib txwm ciali rau kuv tias cov neeg koom ua ke xws li koj, tabtom ua rau kev tua nyob hauv kev tsis muaj mob loj, raug lossis frostbite, lossis ib yam dab tsi ua rau koj tus kheej, pah-pah ... Txhua tus neeg ua yeeb yam hauv lub teeb tau txais nws. Tab sis, ces peb yog cov yeeb yam. Thaum kuv nyob hauv cov yeeb yaj kiab "Ntxias rau tus neeg tua neeg", tus stuntman, ua ib tug pirouette nyob rau hauv cov huab cua, tsiv kuv nrog ib lub khau. Tau, yog li ntawd kuv muab tua. Qhib kuv ob lub qhov muag - cov neeg ua yeeb yam tag nrho ntshai tshajplaws kuv. Lawv hais tias nyob rau txheej ntawm "Tshwj Xeeb Rog-2", qhov twg koj tau ua ib tug tub rog zoo Khrust, koj tau poob ob peb zaug los ntawm lub ncab ...
Tsis yog, lawv tsis ua li . Thiab lub scene yog tiag tiag funny. Thaum xub thawj nws tau npaj tias lub litter ntawm uas raug mob Crunch lus dag yuav nqa los ntawm ob tug zag. Tab sis cov tsiaj txhu tawv nqaij tsis xav ua haujlwm. Yog li ntawd, nyob saum roob, kuv yuav tsum rub cov neeg pluag hais lus rau cov neeg ua haujlwm. Thiab yog thaum pib ntawm zaj yeeb yaj kiab lawv tau tso kuv tseg: "Ib yam dab tsi uas koj muaj, Igorek, tsis zoo heev - ob peb hom ntawm txhua qhov", tam sim no kuv tau tuaj tawm nyob rau hauv tag nrho. Lub koob yees duab yuav siv lawv lub ntsej muag, thiab tawm hauv qab no kuv triumphantly: "Tau kawg, Kuv tsis muaj txaus text, tab sis koj cab kuv ntawm koj tus kheej." Txij ntawm no mus, qhov nyuaj tshaj plaws rau cov hais mav tsis yog kom luag.
Igor, nyob rau hauv kev sib tham koj lees tias ob peb xyoos dhau los, rau ib lub tuam txhab nrog ib tug phooj ywg zoo, Dmitry Nagiyev, tag nrog khi tsis zoo, tshwj xeeb nrog haus. Thiab hais tias, txij li thaum ces, tsis yog ib tug gram?
Zoo, vim li cas? Lo lus "khi hlua khawm" suab ua cas categorical. Nagiyev thiab kuv tsis yog phoojywg xwb, peb zoo li cov kwv tij. Ua ke LGITMiK tas, ua ke nrog cov ntxhais priudarali. Thiab lawv tau sib zog ua ke rau Nevsky Prospekt. Nyob rau hauv ib qhov ntawm showdown lub zos tij laug Dima Nos tsoo. Zoo, lawv haus dej kom noj qab haus huv. Hauv ib lo lus, peb muaj txoj kev zoo siab ntawm txoj sia. Tom qab ntawd lawv loj hlob ntsej muag, lawv seized tus nees. Dima maj mam txo qis, kuv tsis ua li. Txhua tus muaj nws tus kheej lub siab zoo. Igor, ua li cas koj tua nrog ib qho kev qaug zog ntawm kev ntxhov siab, ua li cas koj khom?
Yog, hom kev nyuab siab zoo li cas! Ntawm no, piv txwv, hnub no kuv yuav mus thaij duab rau tag nrho hmo ntuj. Kuv yuav nyob tom tsev rau thaum sawv ntxov. Kuv mam li da dej, mus pw. Yog li no qhov kev zoo siab: Kuv muaj hmoo vim kuv tau txais txoj haujlwm no, thiab kuv muaj ib yam dab tsi hauv nws. Li ntawd, vim li cas kuv yuav tsum tau so ntawm nws? Kuv tsis to taub txog kev quab yuam ntawm qee cov npoj yaig: "Ah, Kuv nkees nkees! Huag, kuv tau ua li cas ntawm qhov kev ntaus ntawv no! "Muaj, peb yuav tsum tau ua ib txoj hauv kev tsis tshua muaj siab, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum muaj ntau lub luag hauj lwm thiab cov sij hawm xaus nyob rau hauv siab. Ua cas kuv tau ua haujlwm tsis pw li peb hnub. Ib me ntsis pw - thiab txaus. Yog li cas? Kuv yuav tsum tau, Kuv mam li muaj peb ua yeeb yam, thiab kuv mam li ua si kaum. Nws txias heev - Kuv tabtom them kuv tus kheej los ntawm cov neeg tuaj saib. Thaum koj qhia zaj dab neeg txog kev sib pauv ntawm koj tus qub, Soviet, phau passport rau ib tug tshiab, Lavxias teb sab. Hauv no hais txog, koj tseem muaj teeb meem daws tsis tau nrog kev ua pej xeem. Nws yog tsuas yog Tsoomfwv Putin uas yuav pab tau tus kws kos duab. Igor, koj puas tau txiav txim siab? Ob peb xyoos dhau los, raws li kev cai lij choj raws li txoj cai, kuv tau hloov cov ntaub ntawv hauv St. Petersburg. Ib qho tsis nyob ntawm no.
Tus neeg tsav npav nug txog qhov tias: "Kuv tus phooj ywg, thiab koj nyob qhov twg ua ntej?" Thaum kawm paub tias nyob rau hauv lub nroog Ukraine ntawm Nikolaev, tau mus tua: "Yog li tam sim no koj yog ib tug neeg tsis muaj tebchaws." Nov yog, tsis yog tus neeg tsis muaj tsev nyob - tsis muaj leej twg kiag li. Koj tsis tuaj yeem xav tias pes tsawg lub txee uas kuv tau dhau los, ntau papers kuv kos npe. Nws yog txhua yam tsis zoo. Qhov teeb meem nyuab heev dua los ntawm qhov tseeb uas nyob hauv daim qub passport uas kuv tau ua txhaum thawj nplooj ntawv, thiab thawj ob tsab ntawv tau nqis los ntawm lub npe. Zoo thiab nyob qhov twg, nws yog nug, rau kuv nrog ib tug lub npe ntawm Cov Kiv cua? Thiab rau kev puas tsuaj ntawm lub xeev cov khoom vaj tse, uas yog daim ntawv hla tebchaws ntawm tus neeg pej xeem hauv USSR, yuav tsum tau siv tsis tau.
Thaum kawg tuaj txog ib lub koob meej, kuv tau mus nrhiav kev pab los ntawm First Channel, uas tau tsa kuv qhov lus nug nyob rau theem ntawm Kev Ncaj Ncees Ministry. Volokita ntawd kub ntev li ib xyoos thiab ib nrab. Tau kawg, thaum kuv yog "neeg ntiaj teb", nws yog kev txaj muag. Lub sijhawm ntawd kuv tus ntxhais yug, yog li nws yog neeg Lavxias los ntawm cov ntaub ntawv. Thiab nws txiv yog ib lub pob ... Igor, hnub nyoog Nastya muaj pes tsawg xyoo? Kaum plaub.
Igor, nrog rau yav tom ntej twb txiav txim siab?
Tsis yog, nws tsis yog. Thiab kuv tsis tuaj yeem cuam tshuam rau hauv txoj haujlwm no. Ib qho kuv paub tseeb: nws yuav tsis yog tus kws kho mob lossis tus kws kho mob botanist. Feem ntau cov yuav, nws yuav xaiv qee yam ua ntej tsim kev ua haujlwm. Kuv tau coj los siv nrog kuv los ntawm cov menyuam yaus heev. Nyob rau tib lub sij hawm nws coj li thiaj li hais tias nws yuav sawv rau nws tus kheej. Peb mus rau lub gym nrog nws, Kuv tau qhia nws ntau hom kev kawm ntau yam, uas nws tau ceev nrooj. Txhua txhua lub sijhawm - ib qho nqi zog thiab muaj dej khov nab kuab.
Tib lub sijhawm, Nastia yog ib tug ntxhais hluas nkauj zoo nkauj, txhua txhua hnub - ib qho khoom tshiab ntawm kev nyuaj siab. Thaum nws pib ua tsis tau qeeb ntawm kuv tus kwvtij los ntawm BDT. Kuv txiav txim siab ua kom tus me nyuam zoo siab thiab sib qhia lawv ib leeg. Tus artist no tau txais kev pom zoo ua ntej ceeb toom txog kev xav ntawm ib tug me ntsis ntxuam. Qhov ib, raws li kev xav, pib mus tshaj tawm hauv ib lub suab tau hais: "Nyob zoo, Nastya. Koj yog leej twg? Dab tsi koj xav qhia kuv? "Thiab ces peb kev zoo nkauj, thaj, los ntawm ib qho kev sib tshua ntawm kev xav, hnub ci thiaj li luag nyav, cilia npuaj thiab ... zoo li ib tug ntxhais-tus hlub tus ceg kicks! Nws, tus neeg pluag nrog nws, khoov duav thiab nyo siab nyob hauv ib lub suab nrawm: "Tus ntxhais zoo li cas! Tsis txhob hnov qab them koj cov txiv qua qis. " Nastya yog koj tus ntxhais ntawm koj thawj zaug sib yuav. Relations nrog nws tus poj niam Tatyana tseem nyob? Yog, kuv zoo siab heev txog qhov ntawd. Koj paub, thawj zaug kuv tau khib siab ntawm cov neeg uas hais rau kuv hauv kev sib tham tim ntsej tim muag, hais tias, Kuv yog ib tug tub rog zoo, sib nrauj, thiab kuv tsis khuv xim dab tsi thiab xa txhua tus. Qhov no tsis tshwm sim. Ib qho teeb meem hauv tsev neeg twg nyuaj heev.
Tus poj niam tus poj niam tseem yog ib tug neeg ua yeeb yam. Tej zaum tsuas yog ob lub tsho xwb tsis tau nyob rau hauv ib qho tsiaj? Auj, Yog koj yog! Kuv, koj paub, ib txwm muaj ib tug dais hauv nws cov tsiaj. Ntawm no lub ntsiab lus yog txawv: lawv nres loving. Koj tus thawj coj Elena yog koj tus poj niam ob. Puas yog nws nyuaj hnub tom qab ua ke 24 teev ib hnub? Kuv zoo siab nrog nws. Thiab kuv zoo siab tias kuv muaj cib fim ua ib qho mob: Kuv yuav tuaj rau kev tua tsuas nrog kuv tus poj niam xwb. Xav txog, tag nrho hnub kuv hlawv ntawm lub teeb nyob rau hauv ib lub tsev pheeb suab. Kuv tawm mus tag nrho smeared, txaus ntshai. Thiab nyob rau hauv tsev - yuav nws Belorussia, Ukraine, Russia - Kuv yuav tam sim ntawd yuav ntxuav, thiab combed thiab pub. Tsis yog lub neej?