Qhov no yog Sparta!
Comedy."Tau txais txiaj ntsig nrog Spartans", ib qho kev txwv ntawm qhov tseeb blockbusters thiab nrov TV qhia, yog li vwm raws li nws yog feem ntau tau xav - lub hunchbacked Paris Hilton thiab Britney Spears nyob rau hauv lub zoo ntawm Kev tuag tsis yog lub strangest tshaj plaws uas tshwm sim ntawm no.
Tus Thawj Coj: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Zeltser
Cam khwb cia: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Didrich Bader, ...
Chasing cov suab ntawm tus kheej ntawm lub unforgettable Kuv yuav Ciaj sia Gloria Gaynor, 13 (!) Spartans dancing rau lub Thermopylae - mus tua nrog cov tub rog ntawm formidable Xerxes. Tom qab nws haiv neeg Sparta yog lub cheeb tsam ntawm kev ruaj khov. Yog hais tias ib tug ntsuab shrek me nyuam yug los ntawm no, nws yog pov los ntawm lub pob tsuas. Yog hais tias tus me nyuam yog Neeg Esxias, muab Brad Pitt thiab Angelina Jolie. Yog hais tias ib tug poj niam tau yug los rau ib tug me nyuam mos - nws bearded thiab nrog ntsuas nyob rau hauv nws lub plab, nws yog coj raws li ib tug tub rog. Ua ntej ntawm Spartans tos cov ntshav thiab lub yeeb koob, rog Xerxes, hunchbacked Paris Hilton thiab lub feem ntau cov neeg coj Transformer, uas tsuas endured zaj duab xis.
Twb tau thaum pib, nrog cov tsos ntawm cov lus sib tham monguing, nrog leej twg Leon Leon yuav tsum sib ntaus, txhua yam tiav txiv meej. Yog hais tias lwm txoj kev cai lij choj, xws li "Pisted Pistol", "Hotheads" thiab txawm tias "Scary Movie", cov txheej txheem purification, kev ua tsiv ua txhaum ntawm tus saib ntawm Hollywood cliches, ces "Spartans" yog ntuj raug txim, qhov twg films thiab xov xwm ghosts , zoo li Paris Hilton, tom qab kev tuag. Ntawm no lawv raug kev tsim txom los ntawm cov me ntsujplig phem, tsis yog qhov kawg ntawm cov thawj coj ntawm cov duab Jason Friedberg thiab Aaron Zeltser, uas twb tau tua "Epic Xinesmas" thiab "Thrill".
Lawv ua tsis muaj kev sib ntxub, muaj feem ntau nrog kev hlub - yog li tus kws phais tau sib tham txog tus qog uas devours tus neeg mob lub cev. Qhov teeb meem (yog hais tias muaj teeb meem ntawm no txhua) yog tias ob tug neeg yog insane li canaries ntawm ecstasy. Nyob rau hauv qhov dej cawv, Leonid tee Persian ambassadors, yawg brazen Britney Spears, tus txiav txim thiab cov thawj coj ntawm lub TV nrov nrov, Paris Hilton tshwm nrog ib nkawm hump thiab pob txha tes - lub txim ntawm kev raug kaw, nyob rau sab nraum qab ntawm Spartan huab tais (thrash poj huab tais Carmen Electra) Borat "thiab roj tsim khoom-neeg phem los ntawm qhov tseeb" Borat "Ken Davitian tshwm nyob rau hauv lub luag hauj lwm ntawm Xerxes.
Tab sis Friedberg thiab Zeltser yog neeg tsis yog vim lawv qhov kev tsis txaus siab - tom qab tag nrho, zoo li peb cov craziness, peb "Best Film" tau sau nyiaj zoo heev, thiab nws cov creators tsis tau hu ua insane. Nws tsuas yog tsis muaj kev sib foob - cov phooj ywg tsis muaj tus kheej tsim lawv lub ntiaj teb tawm ntawm cov khib nyiab, zoo li cov npau suav ntawm ib tug projectionist, xyoo tom qab lub xyoo yuav tsum saib txhua yam uas mus hauv theaters, thiab yav tsaus ntuj, tuaj tom tsev - saib ua ke nrog nws tus poj niam ua yeeb yam TV nrov. "Muaj tib tug poj niam hauv ntiaj teb koj yuav tsum ntseeg, Leonid," nws tus poj niam qhia tsar. "Oprah ...", - nws nods txhob txwm.
Cov yeeb yaj kiab twb tsis tau qhia rau cov neeg thuam hauv Asmeskas ua ntej lub premiere, ntshai cov ntaub pua plag bombing. Tom qab lub premiere, cov nplooj ntawv rau cov lus ntawm zaj yeeb yaj kiab ntawm imdb tau sau nrog cov lus sib tham ntawm cov lus pib nrog cov lus "Qhov no yog qhov yeeb yam phem tshaj plaws uas kuv tau pom." Tsis ceeb, muaj ntau ntau ntawm lawv - nrog ib daim phiaj siv nyiaj ntawm 18 lab, tus zaj duab xis tsa 34 lab. Revenge yog qab zib, thiab kua zaub ntsuab rau cov producers yog respectable, tab sis tsis muaj tsawg idiotic li "Nrhiav kom paub cov Spartans," tsos thiab blunt TV shows - tshwj xeeb tshaj yog.
Thiab yog hais tias koj mus rau hauv no monstrous, insipid, importunate zaj duab xis uas implicates cov zaj duab xis los ntawm qhov no los yog hais tias quab yuam yog npaum li cas, tus persian miv yog shitting hauv sandbox ntawm Sandman, thiab cov Transformer yog tangled hauv lub qaum nyiag rau hauv lub qhov ntswg, koj yuav tsis luag - los yog thaum ib penguin tshwm, los sis thaum King Leonid depicts Wookiees - nws yog qhov phem. Yog koj tsis pom tag nrho cov yeeb yaj kiab, los yog koj nyiam lawv, los yog koj tau ua yuam kev nrog lub qhov rooj - "Alexander" Sokurov qhia qhov chaw hauv chav tom ntej.